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| Soobie |
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Priceless. I love it.
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| Re: Really funny |
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Last night my best friend and I were sitting in the study and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
She's such a bitch.
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| Re: Really funny |
Mon, 07 July 2008 08:45 |
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So, I spent most of today reading the xkcd webcomic archives, since I had no work to do. I almost fell off my chair when I read this one.
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| Re: Really funny |
Wed, 10 September 2008 11:01 |
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One of my favourite webcomics:
The DM of the Rings
A finished photo-story (webcomic-style) and a good (and even educational) laugh for your whole D&D group... every game-master will recognize situations, hilarious.
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| Re: Really funny |
Mon, 15 September 2008 13:41 |
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| vonKreedon |
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Another vote for DMotR, very very well done screencap comic. Very funny premise carried through all three books without any letdown.
On a different web comic note, check out Office Offline: http://blogs.msdn.com/officeoffline/
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Sat, 15 January 2011 17:33 |
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I don't know how I didn't come across this before... Must see for old gaming geeks though.
http://vimeo.com/1743331
Perhaps NSFW, if you have the most uptight workplace in history.
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| Re: Really funny: the Rusty Venture Soundboard! |
Sat, 14 May 2011 21:05 |
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ROFL !!!
I know my minefields.. but I'm a chaff sweeper.
I used to curse when I got stuck in traffic... till I realised I AM traffic.Report message to a moderator
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| Re: Really funny |
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| Buchanyank |
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GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN)
To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces,nephews,or students...
here is something to make you chuckle.
Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.
After creating heaven and earth,
God created Adam and Eve.
And the first thing he said was "DON'T!"
"Don't what?" Adam replied.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit."
God said.
"Forbidden fruit?"
"We have forbidden fruit?"
"Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit!"
" No Way !"
"Yes way!"
"Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God.
'Why ? '
"Because I am your Father and I said so!"
God replied,
wondering why He hadn't stopped
creation after making the elephants
A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked!
"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked.
"Uh huh,"
Adam replied.
"Then why did you?"
said the Father.
"I don't know,"
said Eve.
"She started it!"
Adam said.
"Did not"
"Did too"
"DID NOT"
Having had it with the two of them,
God's punishment was that Adam and Eve
should have children of their own.
Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.
If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.
If God had trouble raising children,
what makes you think it would be
a piece of cake for you?
THINGS TO THINK ABOUT
1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
2. Grandchildren are God's reward
fo
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If your backs against the wall you will see where the daggers are coming from!!Report message to a moderator
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